I apologize for taking so long between posts this go around. I promise an Email to the Editor over the weekend, but right now, I want to direct your attention to the greatest thinker of our times.
Michael Savage, conservative radio pundit, not to be confused with Dan Savage of Savage Love, discovered the cure to autism on his very popular radio show, The Savage Nation.
Michael Savage learned about autism while studying at
The Medical Institute for Quit Being a Faggot.
That's right. The cure to autism is telling the "brat... to cut the act out." I know, that personally, whenever I see a kid with a propensity to count shit really really fast, or paint exact representations of cathedrals, I tell them to cut out the act. We all know those little runts are normal. Social difficulty with kids their own age? Bah! That's just kids being kids. Stop drooling on Timmy and act like a man, you autistic faggot!
I would like to point out that Savage states, "that's why we have the politicians we have!" Is he implying George Bush is autistic? Hmm, that doesn't seem right... Something seems a bit off about Michael Savage. Let's look up his other clips on youtube:
If Michael Savage is so conservative, why is he always photographed in front of the Golden Gay Bridge?
Hmm... an unwillingness to learn, screaming fits of rage, an oddly shaped head... I think Michael Savage is autistic! Holy Shit! This just proves he knows what's he's talking about. He must be part of that 1% of autism cases that are real. Or maybe he just needed his father to tell him to cut the act out and stop being such a fucking douchebag.
Your Loyal Leader,
Gonzalo "Asthma Faker" Cordova
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