Emails typically look nothing like this.
Hello All,
This post features a new feature featuring letters from a public that wants to be featured. The first letter is not surprising in it's praise of my long-form prose:
ITS SO LONG. GIVE IT 2 ME LONG.
PLAY WITH ME ON MY WEBCAM. I UNDRESS 4 U!
I AM GENIUNE CUTY-PIE.
VISIT MY SITE:
MELINDA JACKSON
Thank you so much for the kind words, Melinda Jackson, of slutstown, USA. Your kind words mean a lot to me. I tried to visit your site to thank you via webcam, but when I clicked on the link, dozens of new webpages started popping up. It was kind of fun trying to close the new windows as new ones came up, but then my computer got tired of the game and shut down. Now my mouse works kind of funny, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
Thank you all so much for your wonderful letters. Tune in next week for a new letter from one of my many wonderful fans.
Your Loyal Leader,
Gonzalo "GENIUNE CUTY-PIE" Cordova
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