Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Tito Dissappointed Me Today

Tito, not pictured above, is no longer welcome on this blog.

Hello All (Except Tito),

I saw that Tito posted, and I have to say, it offends me. Now, I don't read Spanish. In fact, I don't even read anything that has to do with Spanish speaking people. I don't like mixing with those ruffians, so I couldn't read what he actually wrote. But I saw it was in that gobbledygook, and you know what? I'm not pleased, Tito. You know I hate it when people associate me with some dirty banana-cropping "bastardos." Why don't you just go play some soccer, or as you call it "futbol."

That's right. I went there. "Gooooaaaaal" for me I guess.

You are hereby banned from this blog. Please hand in your password back to me as soon as possible, in email form if you can do so.

Your Real Loyal Leader,
Gonzalo "Completely Assimilated" Cordova

2 comments:

Emiko said...

Dios mio, I have totally just been mind-fucked by the last three posts.

Wtf, Tito and Gonzalo.

W.

T.

F.

Gonzalo said...

thats what i do. I fuck minds and suck cocks.