Saturday, July 12, 2008

Get Rich Quick, You Fucking Pig!

Hello All,

I just caught this ad on facebook and had to share it.:

If you are lazy,  fat, and/or bear a striking resemblance to an even uglier version of Michael Moore, click on the link above!

I like that this ad's key demographic is the fat and lazy slob community.  Everyone on commercials, film, and television is attractive and slim.  I am glad that this glass-wearing toad was given an opportunity to further his modeling career.  This ad doesn't even condescend to us with a before and after premise, depicting the grotesque creature above as the before, and showing him post the gastrointestinal bypass that his newfound wealth will afford him as the after.  As far as get-rich-quick schemes go, I want one that's honest about insulting me and my appearance.

Your Loyal Leader
Gonzalo "Lazy and Rich" Cordova

1 comment:

Emiko said...

I also like the "Ladies, makes $100 an hour!" ads.
The implied method is pretty funny.

It's like they KNOW that I only make $15 an hour babysitting.

Funny guys.