Here's My Idea

Hello All,

I have been trying for a while to break into the industry. For those of you out of the loop (people from Kansas, etc.), the industry refers to the entertainment industry. Still not quite following me, Billy Joe Bopkin? The entertainment industry is dat der shiny viewin' box you guys flip dat der switch to see dem city folk act all kooky and queer like.

Anyway, I have been swishing around a few ideas in my search for the next big hit. I had an idea about a radio talk show host psychiatrist and his closet gay brother but I found out that was made by Fox this last year as Back To You. Recently, I was reading a new screenwriting book called Sell It To 'Em: Expert Advice from a Guru who Almost Sold a Script in the 70's, which told me that people are looking for edgy material.

Well, if anyone can out-edgy people, I can out-edgy people. So here is my treatment. Please let me know what you think:

The 6 Year Old Pregnant Hooker With AIDS

Dakota Fanning will do anything for money.

Dakota Fanning plays Cookie Malloy, a pregnant six-year old with AIDS. She is a quick-witted prostitute working the mean streets of Montana. She is joined by her eccentric father, who is also her pimp, named Joey Two-Shoes (He wears two shoes!) played by Stiffler from American Pie. He has AIDS, but not because he had sex with his daughter (although that would be edgy) but because he is also half African (now that's edgy!).

Her dog, Sparky McCunt, who she occasionally sucks off, is a hippie who will defecate on the American flag every episode. He will also die every episode (killing characters every episode is so edgy), and will curse like he is constantly in heat. Additionally, he will also constantly be in heat.

Rounding out the cast is Dr. Frasier Krane, a psychiatrist and radio show host, who likes to fuck his closet gay brother, Dr. Niles Krane. They will both be played by Dane Cook in blackface.

This show's demographic will be the late tweens to early tw-adults.

So what do you guy's think?

Your Loyal Leader,
Gonzalo "Edgy as Heck" Cordova