She's a cow

Hello All,

I can't believe a week has passed. So, here we are, on a new pet personals. This week's personal is a cow named Bessie. She isn't looking for love. She isn't looking for companionship. But that doesn't mean she doesn't have needs.

Milk this dirty cow dry tonight!

SSC. I'm Bessie, a Spotted Single Cow. I am looking for someone to milk my enlarged udder. Honest to God, it hurts. I have been bred and genetically engineered, but my udder is still udderly real and fantastic. The hormones just work to make it more succulent. Moo! It hurts so bad, but it would feel so good if you milked me. I don't care if it objectifies me, mostly because the pain is excruciating. If you have to tip me afterwards (I've heard you humans like doing that), that's okay, as long as you milk me as soon and as gently as possible. Naturally, my baby would drink from my milk relieving me, but they take away any little baby cows as soon as they are born.

Your Loyal Leader,
Gonzalo "Udderly Fantastic" Cordova