The tomato's red colors are bright, shiny, and pretty. Like the fires of Hades. Hello Humans,
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I am a tomato. I grow from the ground. I like water and soil and photosynthesizing. I came from a vine. I wear a green hat made of leaves.
I originated in Central America. That's where Mexicans live. I am so cute.
People used to think I was poisonous. But really I'm not! I'm delicious. Please eat me. I won't hurt you a bit.
I am bright and red. Aren't I appealing? I am shiny and pretty. Take a bite out of me. I'm not poisonous. I swear.
Ignore the salmonella warnings. They are stupid and dumb. Your sandwich is better with me.
I am a tomato. I am the spawn of satan.
Please don't tell anyone.
Inspired by the following quote from the ever reliable source that is Wikipedia:
"Evidence supports the theory that tomatoes are the spawn of satan."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato
Your Loyal Leader,
Gonzalo "Goodbye Humans" Cordova
(ED Note: As of this edit, someone corrected the tomato article, but for awhile, it definitely said tomatoes were the spawn of Satan)
2 comments:
What you wrote is a lie.
People are the superior race, and we shouldn't be mingling with tomatoes.
But the one that is in your picture really is a cute one.
haha- it is cute. Thanks!
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