This is a feature I'm working on. It's called Pet Personals. Every week I will feature one adorable cuddly little animal looking for that special someone with whom they can be compassionately coital.
First up Wally, whose owners raised to hate, but whose heart yearns for love.
Wally hopes you will love him as much as he hates Mexicans.
SWD. I am a Single White Dog looking for love. I was raised to love you, as long as you are not of color. It is not my fault. I was raised this way by a backward's minded owner. My turn ons include long walks in the park, riding in pick-up trucks, and barking at black people. My turn off's include vegetables, taking bathes, and looking at black people. I am a German shepherd and am looking for another Aryan dog, possibly a Golden Retriever, to hump in the face.
Your Loyal Leader,
Gonzalo "Lipstick Penis" Cordova
4 comments:
LOL I LIK WEN UR JOKS REFRENCE OBSCURE SAM FULLER MOOVEES
What bitch wouldn't love a white dog whose turn ons include barking at black people?
Gonzalo is officially one of my favorite bloggers.
P.S. I'm not an aryan, I'm theryan.
im glad you guys are diggin' what I'm dishin'. fo shizzle.
Also, I don't think it's politically correct to call them bitches anymore. I think they prefer Cocksuckerspaniels.
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