You Always Remember Your First

Like me, Christopher Columbus charted unknown lands already explored by countless Norwegians

Hello All,

Countless voyages into the unknown have started on a stupidity similar to mine.

I am starting a blog. Hopefully, this blog will be full of funny, inspired nonsense. Most likely it will just be filled with poop jokes.

The reasons I am starting this blog are threefold. First of all, I came (in my pants) to the realization that I wrote a lot of weird little articles but I had no place to put them all. Secondly, as many of you know, I was at the digital department at Comedy Central for two weeks and I really enjoyed posting on their blog. I'm no longer on their blog, since they have moved me from that department and into digital so viola (this post marks the last time I will namedrop Comedy Central, and, now that I'm a New York youngster, the first time I will namedrop Sonic Youth). The third part of the fold of three is that I am bored and lonely and this blog will serve as a desperate cry for help from my fellow man.

Also, poop jokes.

A piece of poop walks into a bar with very few seats. A patron says, "hey, I always said this bar could use more stools."

The end.

You Loyal Leader,
Gonzalo "The Rock" Cordova